im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I touched a dick in church today
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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