He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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