I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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