Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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