i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
