my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
