A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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