belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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