I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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