When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
only you would photoshop your dick
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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