i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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