I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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