still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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