i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
smell my finger.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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