capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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