Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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