Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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