I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Please, let me fuck your mom
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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