Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
