Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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