ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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