Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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