Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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