the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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