i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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