He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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