too bad you live with your parents still
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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