return my video game
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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