So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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