I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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