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I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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