I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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