i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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