Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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