Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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