I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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