I'm so fucking centered right now
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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