Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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