Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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