You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Your tits are I can't wait for
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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