I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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