My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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