i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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