Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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