i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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