At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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