I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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