She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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