Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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