Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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