I want to walk on stilts...naked
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just had sex bonerless
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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