And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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