i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Someone came in the potted fern
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
