Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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